A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.
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*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me
*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius
*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart
*quiet james potter voice* engorgio
*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*