jlawing:

“we lived on farms, then we lived in cities, and now we’re going to live on the internet!”

these films > anything that could ever exist, ever | in no particular order | the social network

movefastbreakthings:

#’I bet you couldn’t even tell Versace from Prada Mark’ #’Mark do you even know who I’m wearing?’ #’oh I’m sorry Mark I thought you wanted to talk about fashion’ #’I’m sorry I didn’t realize you didn’t know shit about fashion Mark’ #’maybe next time you’ll think for a second before trying to bring up fashion against ME’ #calm down Eduardo #calm down

skinandpit:

8:13pm. Erica Albright’s a bitch. You think that’s because her family changed their name from Albrecht or do you think it’s because all BU girls are bitches? Folks, for the record, she may look like a 34C but she’s getting all kinds of help from our friends at Victoria’s Secret. She’s a 34B, as in barely anything there. False advertising.

#i love that mark is capable of doing these callous things #and that his ‘lesson’ (insomuch as there is one) #is basically: don’t treat people this way #don’t treat others like automations #it’s not: don’t be an asshole #because mark IS an asshole that is part of who he is and that is OK #there’s a difference between being harsh/inconsiderate/whatever and being cruel to people #and i haven’t seen many movies which juggle the two #so yeah #i love mark

nickhughry:

As for any charges stemming from the breach of security, I believe I deserve some recognition from this Board.

timbalonee:

 #that ring kills me every time